Who is ‘The Child’ – and did Yoda Do the Nasty?

“Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.”


Including your money if you have kids. Especially your money.

Fans of the Disney+ series “The Mandalorian” have been gushing about the adorable alien (The Child ) on social media since laying eyes on his little green face, with his enormous eyes, button nose and baby fuzz atop his head. Baby Yoda merchandise could be available for purchase as soon as Friday at Macy’s, Target, Kohl’s, Zazzle, Hot Topic, Box Lunch and Amazon, according to CNBC.


Hardcore Fans Confront Serious Questions:

  • Who is “The Child”?
  • Is it Baby Yoda?
  • Or did Yoda F##k?


This is something we’ve never had to wrestle with in the 39 years since we first saw the little green, pointy-eared dude in 1980’s The Empire Strikes Back. The last thing viewers likely wondered upon meeting old, wispy-haired Yoda alone in the swamp of Dagobah was, “Does Yoda do the nasty?


Read a great article over at Esquire. No clear answers, but funny as hell.